and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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