maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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