So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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