The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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