Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Two words: nipple clamps
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