walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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