is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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