you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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