In the future we'll all be gay
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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