she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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