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so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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