What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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