just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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