i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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