I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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