and she was petting her beer can
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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