do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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