Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize