i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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