You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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