Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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