Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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It's just like the Real World with babies
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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