I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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