on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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