I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i think i just lost a toe
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I need mimosas to revive my soul
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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