i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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