brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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