Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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