um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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