i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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