you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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