It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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