My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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