ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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