We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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