My sheets look like a crime scene.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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