Pappa wants mamma naked
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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