You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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