Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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