I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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