On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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