She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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