I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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