So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Help. Why am I so naked?
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