just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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