Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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