i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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