I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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