I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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