You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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