A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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